…friends Is everybody happy? Hey look me over lend me an ear I'm a conservative I like the small black marks on my hands I'm a conservative…
And nothing ever hurts I got bored so I'm making my millions When you're conservative you get a better break You're always…
…on the rigltt side When you're conservative You walk with pride Pride is on your side Pride pride pride Is on our side Oh boy Pride…

My Geraniums Are Bulletproof (2011)
…that I don't know what to do I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you! I used to be an anarchist, 'till I saw you…
…Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you! Oh, I'm in love with you [Spoken word] Oh Margaret, my small yellow beagle I never realized all…
…that all I have ever truly desired is a government based on common sense I vote Conservative, 'cause I'm in love with you! Oh, I'm…
Liberal Man meets Conservative Man Conservative Man wears his myth on his skin Liberal Man has to explain his and keeps his shirt…
…all buttoned up Conservative Man greets Liberal Man with a well-rehearsed cold stare Liberal Man replies by issuing forth…
…horseshit Conservative Man retaliates by taking the concrete reality of the Situation and lodging it,like a wedge,right between both…

East Nashville Skyline (2004)
…Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male. Gay bashin', black fearin', poor fightin', tree…
…will till we all wind up locked up in jails By conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American males…
…of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame. I know who I like to blame: Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white…
Liberal Man meets Conservative Man Conservative Man wears his myth on his skin Liberal Man has to explain his and keeps his shirt…
…buttoned up and his sleeves rolled down Conservative Man greets Liberal Man with a well-rehearsed cold stare Liberal Man replies…
…by issuing forth horsesh*t Conservative Man retaliates by taking his concrete reality…
…thoughts And send them all to you So you can make sure it doesn't offend The conservative point of view You say it's time to pop my…
…and you're stuck in traffic Now I'm late for my big meeting Don't you hate it when you're conservative and your inlaws are here Oh…
…without my glasses Or when you're a conservative and your gun control policies enable constant, senseless, devastating mass shootings…
And another one who can't stay awake His love for veterans is fake The conservative Attack machine They built a robocall, vote…
In and out, and out and in Whatever margins are thin The conservative Attack machine C'mon blues We can beat this conservative Attack machine If we donate sacrifice give…
…cash Make something that last Otherwise we'll have a minority that Acts like a majority Conservative I've got a robocall, vote…
…for each bomb, Country without a race , Formed from people you disgrace , White right conservative might , Killers…
…and Chile! Truman doctrine our own way , Country without a race , Formed from people you disgrace , White right conservative might…
… White right conservative might , Killers of Kennedy's with no fright , The American way! The American way! The American way!…
…if you'll reach a moment of truth? The things going on under Guantanamo's roof Even conservative christian groups ask for proof I know you…
…bullshit on think tanks Bandy to whatever conservative think tanks Laugh long and hard like big banks Son it's just business, don't…
…on think tanks Bandy to whatever conservative think tanks Laugh long and hard like big banks Son it's just business, don't you force…
…! Conservative : GO FUCK YOURSELF Reactionnary : DON'T GIVE A FUCK Nothing to do with Punk Rock Fuck Off and bring your stuff…
…with you The shame of our movement We don't wanna see you anymore Conservative : GO FUCK YOURSELF Reactionnary : DON'T GIVE…
A FUCK There's no solution, Just have some fun I know i'm an e.t. And see you're just a shit Conservative : GO FUCK YOURSELF…
…millions for each bomb [Chorus: Serj Tankian] Country without a race Formed from people you disgrace White right conservative might…
…a race Formed from people you disgrace White right conservative might Killers of Kennedy's with no fright The American way! [Verse 3…
…your back [Chorus: Serj Tankian] Country without a race Formed from people you disgrace White right conservative might Killers of Kennedy's with no fright The American way! The American way! The American way!…

The Lumineers (Deluxe Edition) (2013), Casual Acquaintances (2018), The Problem (2019)
Serious C: Im a dream chaser, fighting tax raisers Conservative blood runs deep in my nature, Every bone in my body, every ounce…
…that street is a one way Serious C: Theres no conservative mind as conservative as mine. Too many Michael Moores, not enough Mark Steyns I dont…
…of Elkhart, land of the poor We got RVs, but we don't have much more... Conservative wasteland, racism in store Better believe me when I say…
…out of here... [Chorus] City of Elkhart, land of the poor We got RVs, but we don't have much more... Conservative wasteland, racism in store Better…
…more... Conservative wasteland, racism in store Better believe me when I say that it's hell... [Bridge] Elkhart Wanna get outta here…
…if you'll reach a moment of truth? The things going on under Guantanamo's roof Even conservative christian groups ask for proof I know you…
…bullsh*t on think tanks Bandy to whatever conservative think tanks Laugh long and hard like big banks Son it's just business, don't…
…on think tanks Bandy to whatever conservative think tanks Laugh long and hard like big banks Son it's just business, don't you force…
I used to be a liberal Until a conservative shot me And let me tell you something That really got me That I'd had it all wrong…
…a license to shoot down Any dog you see? Stop your marching in the streets And come goose step with me I used to be a liberal I used to be a liberal Until a conservative shot me…