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…to shake the preacher's hand Some passed a jar around, clear and undiluted What the Lord had given them the government had banned Jubal took a sip or two, and…

…put a hand upon his shoulder He said, "Let me have another sip, and we'll go somewhere to talk." Jubal said, "I'm filled with hate, and…

…on the midway, lookin' fine I knew someday I'd make her mine and I did Meet my wife, pretty as can be For her beard I brought a gift A fishbone to comb it with, and she…

Commemorating the woman with three arms, the man that done her wrong, and the son that loved her so…

It was on this day in the year 1929 that Jubal with No Last Name called to reckon the man who thrice jilted his mother: in the orchard and at the courthouse and by her…

…grave, and who ultimately was responsible for her death, the lovely Parmalene with Arms of Three If there are any here…

…but she's made tons Off her DVDs and book "Whip Your Way to Tighter Buns" Happily married, so she swears To her sixty-year-old stud…

Till stepdaughter came downstairs And found Brooke all covered in his blood If Brooke took a plea, I'd have her out in 3 to 4 But she…

…chance to win But I don't speak MTV Though Brooke won't help her own defense She may listen to her peers Go and…

…a lot to cover Meet our brand new client, Brooke You can laugh, but she's made tonnes Off her DVDs and book 'Whip Your Way To Tighter Buns…

…' Happily married, so she swears To her sixty year old stud 'Til stepdaughter came downstairs And found Brooke all covered in his blood If Brooke…

…only chance to win But I don't speak MTV Though Brooke won't help her own defence She may listen to her peers Go and…

…a lot to cover Meet our brand new client, Brooke You can laugh, but she's made tons Off her DVDs and book 'Whip Your Way To Tighter Buns' Happily…

…married, so she swears To her sixty year old stud 'Til stepdaughter came downstairs And found Brooke all covered in his blood If Brooke…

…only chance to win But I don't speak MTV Though Brooke won't help her own defense She may listen to her peers Go and…

…her peers But as soon as she shares it They ignore her [JEREMY, spoken] That's sad, what should I do? [THE SQUIP, spoken] You…

…should ignore her [RICH, spoken] Yo! Tall-Ass Where's my money? [THE SQUIP, spoken] Up up, down down, left right, A [JEREMY & RICH…

Michael [BROOKE] Bonjour, Jeremy [JEREMY, spoken] Oh, Brooke! [BROOKE] I'm sure digging this new look Hella retro and très bonsoir…

…that you're transforming into a zombie. Excellent work, Ms. Valentine. [JEREMY] Excellent? But Chloe's terrible, she never remembers her- Mr…

…] Ha ha ha [JAKE] I was already pretty boss before Now I'm totally boss and then some more! I'm livin' the upgrade! [CHLOE AND BROOKE…

…] That is not Christine. [SQUIP] I assure you, it is! Only her fears and her insecurities have been removed! [CHRISTINE + ENSEMBLE…

…to throw them bows We 'bout to swang them thangs It's 'bout to be a (WHAT) girl fight [Verse 1: Brooke Valentine] There she go talkin…

…' her mess All around town makin' me stress I need to get off my chest And if her friend want some…

…they preparing to scrap They takin' out their scrunchies and pullin' off their Press-Ons The one on the right is the girlfriend and the one the left…

…' the upgrade! [CHLOE AND BROOKE] There you are, Jeremy. La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la la la la [BROOKE, spoken] I just want you…

…friend and wouldn't sleep with me. [BROOKE, spoken] He didn't sleep with you? [CHLOE, spoken] No. [BROOKE, spoken] He didn't sleep…

…then you'll never be with her! [CHRISTINE] You are the person I want to be with every day And this is something that I've been…

Davenport diamonds just can't be stopped She twerked her way straight to the top I'm the Diahann Carroll of Ru's Dynasty You'll…

…boss all through the cosmos Mashin' you like a Idaho potato Whippin' you up like a space tornado [Chorus 3: Ru Paul and Brooke…

…the room, they give me 10s to see her I whip my hair side to side Category closed, bitch, I'm fly Slip and slide, thigh highs…

…] So Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool And then she lost…

…at pool Deliberately [BROOKE, spoken] That is so awesome. [CHLOE, spoken] Brooke! [BROOKE, spoken] I mean slutty. [JENNA, spoken] And…

…that's not what I need right now End scene I hang a left and there's Christine... Christine... Christine... Christine Canigula Christine…

…] So Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool And then she lost at pool Deliberately…

…[BROOKE, spoken] That is so awesome [CHLOE, spoken] Brooke! [BROOKE, spoken] I mean slutty [JENNA, spoken] And…

…right now End scene I hang a left and there's Christine... Christine... Christine... Christine Canigula Christine... [CHRISTINE…

…] So Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool And then she lost at pool Deliberately…

…[BROOKE, spoken] That is so awesome [CHLOE, spoken] Brooke! [BROOKE, spoken] I mean sl*tty [JENNA, spoken] And…

…right now End scene I hang a left and there's Christine... Christine... Christine... Christine Canigula Christine... [CHRISTINE…

…] So Jenna Rolan said Madeline told Jake I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool And then she lost at pool Deliberately…

…[BROOKE, spoken] That is so awesome [CHLOE, spoken] Brooke! [BROOKE, spoken] I mean sl*tty [JENNA, spoken] And…

…right now End scene I hang a left and there's Christine... Christine... Christine... Christine Canigula Christine... [CHRISTINE…

…at the moon, well then Jubal would know it was time to go to sleep Well so he got to thinking how he was starting to use up all them shells and…

Well there was a band playing. And the man behind the bar told Jubal that, look, he needed to buy something if he was gonna sit there. Jubal…

…to one song. And Jubal figured one song would be enough, and if he was still mad, well, when it was over he'd fetch that pistol and…