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…that then That you're a cool mom But oh Christ was i wrong [Chorus] (x2) Oooh Oooh Edna [Verse 2] It was my mistake For the team I'll take I mean take…

…] (x2) Oooh Oooh Edna [Bridge] I said hey hey Hey now, Edna I said hey hey Hey now, Edna I won't come home to that, Henry I, I…

…been wrong Bart, son, take my arm Aah, edna [Chorus] (x3) Oooh, oooh Edna [Outro] How could I be wrong After such a long run of being right?…

…Edna Burgoo wore a shoe size No 10 When the roll was called that fall and class was ready to begin She was five feet nine…

…on the floor There was one old gripy teacher in the bunch Picked on Edna for everything from books to the baloney in her lunch And Edna's temper every day…

…was Mabel Earl She refused to let her couch replace her with this big new girl So Edna won the bench while we moaned…

Evil Edna she wore sequins to the funeral Looked just like a gypsy Never shed a tear Everybody said she looked just like…

…a hooker Everyone mistook her for the loser of the year Still the voices of the prophets Tell us we should live just so Ah Edna didn't…

…care Enda did not know Two weeks later, Edna laughed at her confession Laughed just like a gypsy Gave the nuns a chill Everybody…

Evil Edna she wore sequins to the funeral Looked just like a gypsy Never shed a tear Everybody said she looked just like…

…a hooker Everyone mistook her for the loser of the year Still the voices of the prophets Tell us we should live just so Ah Edna didn't…

…care Enda did not know Two weeks later, Edna laughed at her confession Laughed just like a gypsy Gave the nuns a chill Everybody said…

…[EDNA] I knew I was meant to save you Now I know how I will The chances you don't take Are the monsters you make This is my one…

…chance So I've Got. No. Chill [EDNA] (spoken) Salty! I've had a brainwave. About the story we're working on? [SALTY] (spoken) MY…

BODY IS READY! [EDNA] Our protagonist, I've been thinking How could she track him down? She can't book a flight if she's fourteen…

…Edna and Ida are living in a home both in their eighties, both widows their kids only call to say they'll come by some other day…

Well christmas came and the kids did not so Edna said 'thats their last shot' she called a taxi to the bus which took them down…

…to Las Vegas Edna and Ida are going on a tear ripping up the strip and letting down their blue hair Edna and Ida are spending every…

…[EDNA, VELMA & PRUDY] Stop! [PENNY] Stop telling me what to do [EDNA, VELMA & PRUDY] Don't! [AMBER] Don't treat me like…

…a child of two [EDNA, VELMA & PRUDY] No! [TRACY] I know that you want what's best- [EDNA, VELMA & PRUDY] Please! [TRACY] But mother, please…

… [TRACY, AMBER & PENNY] Give it a rest! [EDNA, VELMA & PRUDY] Stop! Don't! No! [TRACY, AMBER & PENNY] Please! [EDNA, VELMA…

…[Verse 1] Edna: Breathe in, and imagine that you're sitting on the beaches of Ancient Greece, and there's a god and he's dropping…

…little grapes into your mouth Scammer: My name is virus Edna: Oh oh Scammer: My name is virus Edna: Oh oh [Chorus] Edna…

Keep your mouth close to the phone So we can do it together. (Do it together) [Verse 2] Edna: When you breathe…

…it, Eddy [EDNA] (spoken) Mum I never ask for anything [CAROLINE] (spoken) It's extortionate Eddy, we can't afford it— [EDNA…

…-threatening but trust me, when you're a bit older you'll see that— [EDNA] (spoken) You're not listening! [ROSA] What do you mean tickets go…

…) Eddy! Are you going? [EDNA] (spoken) No. MY MUM'S A BITCH [BRIANNA & JULES] (spoken) Woah… [EDNA] That. Cow. Said. To Me [EDNA…

…b>EDNA Don't contradict me! Don't disobey me! Don't even think about going to that audition! Tracy Please!? EDNA…

No! Tracy Mother!? Prudy, velma and edna Stop... Penny Stop telling me what to do-o Prudy, velma and edna Don't... Amber Don't treat me…

…like a child of two-o Prudy, velma and edna No... Tracy I know that you want what's best Prudy, velma and edna Please... Penny…

…[WILBUR] Styles keep a changin' The world's rearrangin' But Edna, you're timeless to me Hemlines are shorter A beer costs…

With just a change in the scenery You'll never be old hat That's that! You're timeless to me [EDNA] (spoken) Oh, Wilbur! (sung) Fads keep…

…never be passé, hip hooray! You're timeless to me *Dialouge* [EDNA] You're like a broken down chevy All you need is a fresh coat…

…[WILBUR] Styles keep a changin' The world's rearrangin' But Edna, you're timeless to me Hemlines are shorter A beer costs…

With just a change in the scenery You'll never be old hat That's that! You're timeless to me [EDNA] Oh, Wilbur! Fads keep a-fadin', Castro's invading…

…! You're timeless to me (They dance.) [EDNA] You're like a broken down chevy All you need is a fresh coat of paint [WILBUR] And Edna…

…[EDNA] Tracy I haven't left this house in years [TRACY] Then isn't it time you did [EDNA] Oh no Tracy, We'll have your father…

…mama Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah [TRACY] Hey mama, hey mama Have some fun [EDNA] I haven't left this house since 1951 [TRACY…

…] Hey mama, hey mama Take a chance [EDNA] Oh Tracy, it's been years Since someone asked me to dance [TRACY & ENSEMBLE] So let go, so…

…[WILBUR] Styles keep a changin' The world's rearrangin' But Edna, you're timeless to me Hemlines are shorter A beer costs…

With just a change in the scenery You'll never be old hat That's that! You're timeless to me [EDNA] Oh, Wilbur! Fads keep a-fadin', Castro's…

…hooray! You're timeless to me (They dance.) [EDNA] You're like a broken down chevy All you need is a fresh coat of paint [WILBUR] And Edna…

…[WILBUR] Styles keep a changin' The world's rearrangin' But Edna, you're timeless to me Hemlines are shorter A beer costs…

With just a change in the scenery You'll never be old hat That's that! You're timeless to me [EDNA] Oh, Wilbur! Fads keep a-fadin', Castro's…

…hooray! You're timeless to me (They dance.) [EDNA] You're like a broken down chevy All you need is a fresh coat of paint [WILBUR] And Edna…