…my breath Blue shorts, red shirt, how I'm dressed I look fresh, and I feel Bleeeeeeeeeeessed What's your name? My name Alan Sounds…
…how to swim and then we'll play Nintendo Beating all of your friends, dancing to the tempo Go Alan, go Alan Go Alan, go Alan Go…
…Alan, go Alan, go Alan, go Alan Go Alan, go Alan, go Alan, go Alan, yeah [Verse 2: Lupe Fiasco] And they say, yeah (now entering…
…[Verse 1] Alan went to the Winstons' dinner party 8 o'clock, Thursday night They told him to bring a friend if he wanted He…
…didn't because he didn't want to Oh, Alan bought enough wine for a party of seven But when he buys food, he shops for one Last week…
…their house Alan almost decided not to go in For fifteen years, they've been a team of three For a week now, he's loved her [Verse 2] One…
Every now and then, every now and then Alan tries to stop the rot, gotta stop the rot Alan, They should be ashamed, something…
… Don't change your ways just ‘cos we say, No don't change your ways just because… Things are building up, things are building up in Alan…
… Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan! Something better change, something better change, We should…
…nevermind Come back Alan... Alan... Alan... Alan Sorry Mr. Kessler Searched his pockets No key there Yeah somebody hit him Help me…
…a jerk You've got to be a fighter The problem with the world is They don't know That you're a writer Alan... Alan... Alan... Alan You get next To me…
Weiß der Alan oder weiß er nicht Ganz egal, ich setze mich In die Sauna wohlig wärmend Denn ohne Banja läuft hier nichts Weiß…
…der Alan oder weiß er nicht Ganz egal, ich setze mich In die Sauna wohlig wärmend Denn ohne Banja läuft hier nichts Mein Leben ist…
…verdreht Du hast dich einfach in die Sauna gelegt Ich mach für dich den Aufgussmann Du wirfst mich aus der Banja Weiß der Alan oder weiß…
…soul if you looking at me rude Alan Paton Road, know a nigga been the truth Truth. It's the truth Brought too many hoes, we goin…
…' need more than a room Alan Paton Road, know a nigga been the truth Alan Paton Road, Alan Paton Avenue [Verse 1] I'm royalty…
…with you niggas, y'all are (too out of tune) Take your soul if you looking at me rude Alan Paton Road, know a nigga been…
She's been gawkin' at Jackson Ever since his first song came out Oh, she loves Alan Jackson And his pretty blonde hair Oh, I love…
…Alan Jackson I ain't got a prayer Well, he tried dressin' like Jackson Belt buckles, boots, and a hat She said, "Sorry hon…
…that won't help you none Because you're just too dang fat." Oh, I hate Alan Jackson She sleeps with a piece of his coat Oh, I love…
…? What are the other ones? John McCain and George W. Bush Gentlemen. This is for you 1, 2, 3, 4 Alan Keyes, Alan Keyes. Alan Keyes…
…Alan Keyes. Alan Keyes, Alan Keyes. Alan Keyes, Alan Keyes Yoni: Oh, keep going! Well, David seems to have broken a string here…
…? What are the other ones? John Mc Cain and George W. Bush Gentlemen. This is for you 1, 2, 3, 4 Alan Keyes, Alan Keyes. Alan Keyes…
…Alan Keyes. Alan Keyes, Alan Keyes. Alan Keyes, Alan Keyes Yoni: Oh, keep going! Well, David seems to have broken a string here…

20 Years Of Kev (2004), Kev's Back (The Return of the Yobbo) (1984), Backout From The Outback (1994)
…fuckin' easy' 'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' bloke? Hey, I'm your brand-new neighbour ... hey, mate you got…
…a smoke? And I think I'm gonna like it here Livin' next door to Alan' Twenty-four kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs A dead roo on the roof rack…
…and a boot load full of grog 'And I'm flash as Michael Jackson now I'm Livin' next door to Alan' 'The first thing that we gott…

What's The Miles Per Gallon, Alan? (2006)
Sit tight and buckle up The sweetest sound is not enough So alan get your shoes on and you take us for a ride We seemed…
…to be in hickle when we were outside Your heart is in the power of internal combustion But alan we got one question Whats the miles per…
…gallon alan Whats the miles per gallon alan Whats the miles per gallon alan Miles per gallon Drop the clutch and hit the gas You…

IT'S A COOL, COOL CHRISTMAS (2021), The Windfall Varietal (2000)
…sleigh bells ring are you listening in the studio the lights are glistening a beatiful night we're happy tonight Alan Parsons…
…in a winter wonderland gone away is the blue bird here to stay is the new bird he records a love song the production's right on Alan…
Parsons in a winter wonderland in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Alan Parsons he'll say have you…
…Alan Shearer takes it up the arse, takes it up the arse, takes it up the arse! Alan Shearer takes it up the arse, takes…
…it up the arse, takes it up the arse! Alan Shearer takes it up the arse, takes it up the arse, takes it up the arse! Alan Shearer gives…
…it up the arse, gives it up the arse, gives it up the arse! Alan Shearer gives it up the arse, gives it up the arse, gives…
…such an ugly child You were such an awkward child When you were such a stupid child We should've cottoned on Alan is a cowboy killer Take…
You were such an awkward child When you were such a stupid child We should've cottoned on Alan is a cowboy killer Wipe up his mess…
You were such an awkward child When you were such a stupid child We should've cottoned on That Alan is a cowboy killer That Alan is a cowboy killer That Alan is a cowboy killer Alan is a cowboy killer…
…[Intro: Alan Lomax] Be my woman, girl, I'll- Be my woman, girl, I'll- Be my woman, girl, I'll- Be my woman, girl, I'll…
I'll- Be my woman, girl, I'll- [Pre-Drop: Alan Lomax & Bebe Rexha] Be my woman, girl, I'll- Be my woman, girl, I'll- Be my woman…
…: Afrojack, Alan Lomax & Bebe Rexha] Be your man I like the dirty rhythm you play [Bridge: Nicki Minaj] Rub him down…