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#lesbianculture

by the bide

Hello boys, hello guys, hello men
This is a song about various lesbian activities, which we like to refer to as: #lesbianculture
And if you're a lesbian, I'm sure you can relate to some of this

Here we go!

[Verse 1]
Fucking sixty guys a night
But the next day you're into girls only
(That's #lesbianculture!)
Going to dates with men who have long hair because they look like women
(That's #lesbianculture!)
Getting mad when your favourite actress gets married because you thought she was your girlfriend forever
(Oh my god, this is so #lesbianculture!)
Pretend you love that ugly guy so you can get a straight pass from your friends
(That's #lesbianculture!)

[Verse 2]
«What a sexy boy...Wait, you're only supposed to be thinking about girls, what are you doing, stupid bitch?!»
(That's #lesbianculture!)
Waiting for your girlfriend's period to end so you can finally have sex
(Are you kidding? This is #lesbianculture!)
Surrounding yourself with women only because you believe that's how you receive the gay energy
(That's #lesbianculture!)
«Hello, online girlfriend. Mwah how is your day honey? I love you»
(That's #lesbianculture!)