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midlife crisis

by Worldcorp Enterprises

on basement (2020)

[Intro]
I fucking hate my wife man

[Verse 1]
Drive round with some bodies in my pickup truck
Frankly I'm sick of acting like I give a fuck
Pull up to my house if you wanna try your luck
Pills on me lowering the chance of me getting up
I'll be dead before they try to bust a cap in us
Frankly I'm hanging from the ceiling cause I've had enough
I'm just tryna make that noose tighten up

[Verse 2]
To be honest I don't even care
If she gets pregnant throw my wife down the stairs
Drink a whole lot and sell all my shares
Drive of a cliff do an 80° through the air
Look in the mirror and I stop and I stare
Lately I've been losing a lot of hair
I'm just saying that you should be prepared
To find me swinging on a rope above a chair, like
Or on the floor of my lair
With a bottle of Guinness and some XANAX in my hand
Cause I'm trying to reduce my life span
Hell no I don't need a fucking hypeman
Cause it's no longer fun to be a white man
Put a bullet in my kids and my wife

[Verse 3]
I'm just talking bout' a midlife crisis
Might go overseas to join ISIS
Or send a bullet flying through my iris
Or smoke 'til I'm coughing like I've got bronchitis
I won't stop 'til my body is lifeless
Until then I'm gonna be playing with my privates
Download porn 'til I get a virus
And I have to format all of my devices
Shady websites make my dick go up like the climate
Watching these kids struggle for help is priceless

[Verse 4]
Recede like my hairline into my basement
I hate my wife, want to find a replacement
I wanna throw myself right on to the pavement
Won't offer an explanation
Just know that my motivation
Is that I was starting to get impatient
Sick of taking my kids on vacation
Cause I can't stand that whole generation
I hate ______ that's an understatement
No longer care about my reputation, one

[Outro]
Listen, by now I should be loud and, loud and clear that
I feel like a fucking shitsmear. I've been putting my dick in a fucking Pringles can for the past like three years because my wife won't let me fucking anywhere near her anymore. I don't-I don't leave my basement very often, I've been outside like in the past month like, not even for a minute. I don't-I don't remember what my-the outside of my house looks like at this point, y'know?