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9,986,000 Minutes

by Will Ferrell

[Andy Bernard]
There's a lot of people I'd like to thank, but I think we all actually want to thank you, Michael

[Michael Scott]
Oh, Thankyou

[Andy Bernard]
I mean we actually really all want to thankyou for everything

-Chime Starts-

[Michael Scott]
Oh my god, something's happening

[Andy Bernard]
9,986,000 minutes
We actually sat down and did the math

[Everyone]
9,986,000 minutes that's how many minutes that you've worked here

[Pam Beesly]
In costumes

[Jim Halpert]
In impressions

[Toby Flenderson]
In meeetings

[Kelly Kapoor & Erin Hannon]
In cups of coffee

[Kevin Malone]
For birthdays

[Stanley Hudson]
More meetings and

[Phyllis Vance & Angela Martin & Meredith Palmer (Unsure)]
Email forwards you made us read

[Everyone]
9,986,000 minutes that's like watching Die-Hard 80,000 times

[Meredith Palmer]
You hit me with your car

[Ryan Howard]
You helped me get off drugs

[Creed Bratton]
I watch you when you sleep

[Oscar Martinez]
I forgive you for kissing me

[Everyone]
Remember to Call!

[Darryl Philbin]
Got to remember to call!

[Everyone]
Remember to Call!

[Andy Bernard]
Love is a gift *unintelligible*

[Everyone]
Remember to Call!

[Kelly Kapoor & Erin Hannon]
Text or call or email or call

[Deangelo Vickers]
Measure! Measure your life in love!

[Everyone]
Remember to Call!
Remember to Call!

[Deangelo Vickers]
Yeah yeah yeah, you got to remember to call

[Everyone]
Remember to Call!



[Michael Scott]
...Yeah okay.. Well this is hurt like a motherf*****