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Farted Irish Drinking Song

by Whose Line is it Anyway Cast

Oh, i-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di

My date, she was in front of me
As pretty as could be
She was the love of my life
My gas came up, whee-hee!
It started to rumble
It felt kind of neat!
Boy, it was so horrible
I dropped right off my seat

Oh, i-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di

She said, "What is the matter?"
"Are you feeling fine?"
I had to lie to her that day
I had things on my behind
She picked me up so quickly
And took me out the door
That was her big mistake
I started walking sore

Oh, i-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di

She took me to the doctor
She took me to the cops
She took me to the judges
'Cause the gas, it wouldn't stop!
It just kept emitting
The paper said it was so
It became a nationwide epidemic
The wind began to blow!

Oh, i-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di

And now I'm world-famous
Everyone knows my name
They all say "He's a-comin'!"
My passing gas is my fame
I'll live on in history
What is a guy to do?
When you are famous like me
Oops! I pooed!

Oh, i-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di
Oh, i-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di-dee, di dee, di dee, di