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Star Wars Gangsta Rap II

by Unknown Artist

[Intro - Admiral]
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp
It seems the Stormtroopers have gone on strike, and I have no experience with this type of sh*t
Who should I call for help?

[Verse 1: Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine]
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R, hey
Reconstructing the Death Star
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar
f*cking you up, no matter who you are
Tell them motherf*ckers about the sheer Dark Side! (Dark Side!)
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by
And we'll beat the Rebels, 'cause their skills ain't sh*t
And in my TIE Fighter, zig-zags stay lit

[Verse 2: Yoda and Lando Calrissian]
Oh, sh*t - Yoda on the scene
Nine hundred year fiend smoking Dagobah green
b*tches on my tip, like Lando on liquor
Ah, you're just jealous, cause my black di*k's thicker
(Chewbacca roar)
Yo, tell 'em, Chewie, last night I had Leia all drunk, wanting to do me

[Verse 3: Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi]
Shut the f*ck up, man, Leia's my sister
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister
Luke, use the Force before intercourse
But, Luke, don't forget
b*tches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun
The chosen one hotter than them both suns
Vader ain't sh*t, his head's cut up and split
He's slower than the first Pentium Chip, sh*t

[Hook: Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Emperor Palpatine, and Yoda
(Dark Side!)
The ones who bring remorse to this f*cking universe
(Rebels!)
You know we'll f*cking win, 'cause we fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
I can feel the anger dwelling within you
(Rebels!)
You also feel Vader's di*k in you, biatch

[Verse 4: Han Solo]
(Intelligible Jabba the Hutt verse)
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat ass slug
Fake gold chains? You sorry ass thug
Sitting in your palace with your blue-headed whore
Trap door to the Rancor

[Verse 5: C3PO]
Oh, my goodness gracious me
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy
Programmed for homo-ecstasy
Ten million forms of gay positioning
But for my golden shower, you must pay a fee
But R2-D2 gives it up for free
R2-D2, watch your language
Always having sex with robotic strangers

[Verse 6: Jar Jar Binks]
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night
Meesa like to fight and f*ck-a yo wife
Meesa no care, 'cause meesa so dumb
Meesa will f*ck you with me tongue
Yousa wants a meesa 'cause-a meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa 'cause-a meesa wants some
Yousa wants a meesa 'cause-a meesa wants some
Meesa wants some, meesa wanna c*m

[Outro: Yoda]
Yeah, boy
Now, this goes to all those b*tches on that pus*y planet Earth
Unite with the Rebels, for powerful are we with the Force
I'm talking about some real deep space gangsta sh*t
Now pass me the blunt, Chew, and let's f*ck some sorry hoes up