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Donna & Louise

by Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

on When Janet Met Jonny (Musical Episode) (2003)

I've always had a pair of massive tits
You can see them from Northwich
But out in the town with mates
Men never want me prostrate

They go for Donna and Louise

I'm not a minger, it's plain to see
And I'm not built like Lisa Riley
And I'd have any boy
With a dick like a saveloy

You'd fancy Donna and Louise

Maybe he's out there in town tonight
The voice in my head tells me, "Is he shite?"
I need a boyfriend
Not sloppy seconds

They all want Donna and Louise

They fancy Donna and Louise
Leo, Libra and Pisces
Black or white or Mongolese
I'm not fussed about herpes
Just don't come near me with knob cheese
No, no, no
Don't come near me with knob cheese