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Biscuit Rap

by Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps

on When Janet Met Jonny (Musical Episode) (2003)

'Cause you could keep any bitch
I got my rich tea, rich tea
I tell ya, I'm a junkie, a flunky
Cruzin' my ass with a Oreo
Don't need a hoe
Got my Garibaldi
Not Barlow, he's gone now
I need a Kit-Kat
When the rhyme's fat
With the beat I can't cheat
Can a biscuit cheat like a mother?
Hell, no

But Jonny, don't you know-oh-oh

Don't be a fool when ya dip 'em in your tea
They're not, they're not gonna make you happy

I got my lovely crunchy biscuits
Hell, I'm gonna say it again case ya missed it
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit
I ain't gonna change so don't try to twist it

Don't be a fool when ya dip 'em in your tea
They're not good enough for you and me

I ain't gonna go and have a roll in the hay, no way
I'll have a fig roll, ya dig bro
Don't wanna go out
Havin' fun I'll stay one with the bourbon
A hob nob, that's the only dog I'm dippin', I ain't flippin'
Want a cookie? You'll be trippin'
The hoes say: "Try my choc chip treats,"
That ain't sweet, I ain't no piece of meat
I want wafer, you been away for a night with a she dog
You want a biscuit but dog don't got none
Nooo!

Don't be a fool when ya dip 'em in your tea
Even though they're nice and cru-un-chy

Hush up, bitch!

I got my lovely crunchy biscuits
Hell, I'm gonna say it again case ya missed it
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit
I ain't gonna change so don't try to twist it

Hell, no!

Can you see the philosophy
Of the desire that these biscuits they can cause in me?
And my soul will ever be entwined with a whole left
When a mother, however fine, tries to share my life with my biccy time

Don't be a fool when ya dip 'em in your tea
They're not, they're not gonna make you happy

I got my lovely crunchy biscuits
Hell, I'm gonna say it again case ya missed it
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit
Never gonna change so don't try to twist it

I got my lovely crunchy biscuits
Hell, I'll say it once more case you missed it
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit
Never gonna change so don't try to twist it

Yeah!