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Literal Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

by Toby Turner

on Literal Assassin's Creed Trailer (2010)

Stargate, Ubisoft, SPARKLE!
A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade
And people say Rome wasn't built in a day - Ah
Bloom transition
The birds get the hell out of there
Because they know something's going down
Is he gonna die?
No, it's a medium shot
Pan, zoom, and slow-mo
Means he's the target
Mysterious hooded man watches
(From a distance)
Take a second to look awesome
Time to go
Walk in slow-motion so you still look awesome
Guard just saw you and he's gonna shot you
But don't mind him just keep looking awesome
That shadow will take care of him
White!
Guard says "STOP!" just kill him with your awesome
The other got it by an arrow so you're good
Part the red sea!
Hopefully those guards have good armor
OOF
No, they don't. Maybe they do
Theeey don't!
Now act like you didn't do it
(They're not buying it...)
Target comes out of his shelter
He's distracted by a feather
He's like, "SHOOT ME!"
He likes feathers
He looks up when he remembers
Ooh, I LOVE birds!
Nod at the bird and people die
Everywhere, people die
Target doesn't die
He's fine!
Target sends horsemen to die
Kill the horse, the rider falls down!
Kill the rider the rider falls down
(And Target's still fine)
Target nods and some other guards
That were hiding in pillars
Come out!
And then take their formation
Then Target pulls out his sword
Then goes to smell his sword
(Not sure why)
Mysterious hooded man joined by...
Other...
Hooded...
People...
You're next
Run-ning
Ruuuuuuunning
Slow motion jump attack!