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I Can Swing My Sword! (feat. Terabrite)

by Toby Turner & Tobuscus

on I Can Swing My Sword! (2012)

Do you like my sword-sword?
Sword, my diamond sword-sword
You cannot afford, 'ford
Afford my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could-could
I have a patent!
No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner-manner
Welcome to my manor-manor
I ca-ca-ca-canna-canna
Swing-swing-swing my sword-sword
Whenever I get bored-bored
I can swing my sword-sword
I can swing my sword-sword!
Once I hit the floorboards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive
But it was a write-off!
Swinging is my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
Please do not ignore
Do you like my sword?
HA! That was rhetorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword
It's made of freaking diamonds
If you don't you're lying
But that would fine
Because it is awesome
And you're probably jealous!
I can swing my sword-sword
Because I am the lord-lord
The lord of diamond swords!
HA-HA ha
SHUT UP!
Give me the sword
No, it's mine!
Give it
It's mine!
NO! Aww
SHUT UP!
I'll see you in court!
Oh right