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Two Ton Tessie

by The Vindictives

on Curious Oddities And The Bare Essentials (2003)

She's big red lips and big brown eyes
And everything my mama's got is king-sized

Well, a-Two Ton Tessie
Oh yeah
Well, a-Two Ton Tessie
Uh huh
Well, she's big and round
And I love every pound

Now, when she holds me tight, it feels so nice
And I can't get it on unless I go around twice

Well, she's Two Ton Tessie
Oh yeah
Well, she's Two Ton Tessie
Uh huh
Well, she's big and round
And I love every pound

When we go to a dancе, they clear the placе
'Cause Tessie needs a lotta rockin' space
And she tips the scale at 303
And every fucking ounce belongs to me

Give me a big fat pig to suck and lick
And a hole [?] where I can stick my dick

Oh, she's Two Ton Tessie
Oh yeah
Well, a-Two Ton Tessie
Uh huh
Well, she's big and round
And I love every pound
Oh well, she's big and round
And I love every pound
Oh well, she's big and round
And I love every pound