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What The Hell (The Penis Song)

by The Sissy Show

Laying in my bassinet
Sometimes dry, but mostly wet
I would lay awake and muse
On my life and on my views.

Then one day
While in deep thought
The urge to pee I could not stop
I saw a stream shoot in the air
And wondered how that stream got there.

I was a girl, I could affirm
I knew the moment egg met sperm
Btu stream in air
Did seem to say
I was born some other way.

What's this thing between my legs?
This is news, it's the dregs
I must take mom and dad to task
If I could talk, here's what I'd ask.

What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
I wanna dress pretty but I've got a penis
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

When you got a penis
You can just stand up
You can piss right into a paper cup
You can grab it, twist it, swing it around
You can make it spurt when you're upside down
I like my penis right where it's at
I cover it in panties and I just lay back
A penis don't mean you gotta be a boy
Wearing plaid flannel shirts and corduroy.
Uck!

What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
I wanna dress pretty but I've got a penis
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

You always know that your life don't mesh
Just because of a stupid bit of flesh
There's nothing you can do
Because it's always there
Right in the middle of your pubic hair
I'd rather be a big orangutan
Than grow up and be a big old hairy man
It's a little secret I've never exposed
As long as I'm dressed, nobody knows.

What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
I wanna dress pretty but I've got a penis
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

As for me, there was never a doubt
I knew the first time that I pulled it out
I knew I was a girl from ear to ear
So that little pecker had to disappear
The darn thing never even learned to spout
So the good doctor turned it inside out.
My happiness comes straight from my heart
My functioning female private parts.

What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
I needed a vagina but I got a penis
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
What the hell am I supposed to do with this?