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God Slap

by The Scratch

on Couldn't Give a Rats (2020), God Slap (2019)

Oh you started up a little business did ya?
Oh you're a well drippin' little grafter are ye?
Grabbin' life by the scruff are ye?
Well that's real nice

Professional musician is ih?
Following your little passion is ih?
Grabbing life by the scruff is ih?

Well simmer down there ya fuckin' condescending little
Gee
Bag

You're in deep
The hill is steep
You are thick
Thick as a brick, thick as a brick

So bend over his lap
And take your god slap
So bend over his lap
And take your god slap

"Are ye all workin'?"
Forget about your man who does the dressed up shite headin' straight for the van
"Are ye all workin'?"
Forget about your man who does the dressed up shite goin' straight for the van

You're thinkin' of the bigger picture is it?
Think you're a collective individual do ya?
Oh you're a little woke boy are ye?
Well that's real nice

"I don't like the tone of your voice"
"Well you can iron me sack if you want to"
"Listen here you're treadin' on ice"
"And what's a little sap like you gonna do? If there was a shortage of wankers you'd make two"
"Takes one to know one you're about as useful as an ashtray on a bicycle"

So bend over his lap
And take your god slap
So bend over his lap
And take your god slap

You are thick
Thick as a brick, thick as a brick

"Are ye all workin'?"
Forget about your man who does the dressed up shite headin' straight for the van
"Are ye all workin'?"
Forget about your man who does the dressed up shite goin' straight for the van