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China

by The OB's

on Obey the Lobsters (2017), The Captain And Me (1973)

(Verse 1)
Hello bobcat man who works at the delicatessen
Hello man named stan who takes mud baths in a bin
You may all be fuckin' retarted, and stupid
And you're all so very thin
Hello Grandparents who feed us when we've no bread
Without you two we'd be better off dead
You may all be rusty and old and so very out of touch
With osteoporosis

(Chorus 1)
Here in China
We are in a land where things aren't finer
The land with no more than two whiners
China, China

(Verse 2)
Hello Richard you massive twat
Hello Drew who wears big hats
You are all massive wankers
And I don't really like you that much
Hello Neil who killed his own child
Hello Drew whose children drive him wild
You both may be paedophiles
But deep down inside you are both quite nice

(Chorus 2)
Hello everyone in China
Even all of the rich prick dinners, I mean diners
But you all matter to me, because
I am osta… optimistic

(Verse 3)
And Betty you eighty year old whore
Your husband don't love you no more
And Danny you fanny your granny is dead
You smashed over the head
With a frozen piece of garlic bread
You both may be the lowest form of high
And you both may be believe that the end is extremely nigh

(Chorus 3)
So fuck you all and your ways of living
I'm going out and living and giving
Because I am happy
And very optimistic

(Outro)
China x 6
This, much more than this
Fuck you Steve
Steve
Steve, you absolutely
You absolute
I hate you Steve
Ah, what's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you Steve?
Ugh
(Burp)
Steve!
Steve!
I hate you