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Pitbull - My Own Song! (Rain Over Me Parody ft. Marc Anthony, J-Lo) Key of Awesome #53

by The Key of Awesome

Pitbull:
Mr. Worldwide! RedOne!
Got my very own song!
Nobody else. Just me, estas chicas, Dali Vodka, a snake, 305
And as always, Dale!
Here's a special song I made it just for you
Did it all by myself its my solo debut
This time it's all mine
I'm a rhyme ryhmes that don't rhyme
I think it sounds fine, and no one else seems to mind
No more splittin' my checks up. I've made it to Mecca!
"Donde esta la biblioteca?"
I'm just kiddin' I don't read
Now...what to rap about?

Marc Anthony:
Since J-Lo said goodbye
All I do is cry
And watch romantic comedies

Pitbull:
C'mon man, we already did that song!

Marc Anthony:
Why ay ay is she dating that young guy
My kids tell me he's muy sexy

Pitbull
You're messin' up my track Marc Anthony
I said you could crash for a week not a year
You ruined my sofa, it's stained with your tears
C'mon Marc I don't have time fer all dat
You're bound to find a booty that's just as fat
Have a Dali Vodka while i do my thang
If you a good boy we'll go to PF Chang's
Ha, more like PF Cha-chings. Tally!

Marc Anthony:
I just can't leave her behind
I wish I could turn back time
But I don't the technology

Pitbull:
Knowledge

Marc Anthony:
Why ay ay ay does your mouth go to the side?

Pitbull:
Shut up

Marc Anthony:
Now even Pitbull's mad at me

Pitbull:
I forgive you
You a rockstar man you almost handsome
We'll hit the club later, but you gotta put pants on
Lemmie rock this solo then we'll go hit the floor (ding dong)
Hang on a sec lemmie just get the door

J-Lo:
Hey Pitbull, Imma keep it short
Just came by to get Marc's child support

Pitbull:
Marc Anthony he disappeared
He's definitely not anywhere around here

J-Lo:
Cut the mierda I know you're not alone
I can smell his nasty Brut cologne
Also the kids have to go to the dentist
I'll be too busy on Celebrity Apprentice

Pitbull:
Donald

Marc Anthony:
I-I-I want to know when your heart died

J-Lo:
Don't take another step towards me

Marc Anthony:
Oh

Pitbull:
Both of you stop it can't you just get along?
Come into my office and sit on the futon Have a Bud Light and have yourselves a seat
Tell me your problems but do it to the beat

J-Lo:
He dresses like he on Fantasy Island

Marc Anthony:
She's a fashion monster that's fueled by diamonds

Pitbull:
I know how this relationship went off track
I've carefully researched and weighed all the facts
See J-Lo's much more attractive than you
She a ten you a two let me getchoo a tissue
Sure you got the money, and all them Latin Grammys
But you look like a hispanic Steve Buscemi

J-Lo:
Who's that?

Pitbull:
He played in Fargo

J-Lo:
Oh my god, he does

Pitbull:
Now if you'll excuse me I got a solo to fix

RedOne:
Sorry Mr. Bull I have to be home by six

Pitbull:
Say what?! DAAAAAAAAALE!