The Guy

File Select Fusion 3½

by The Guy

When your pizza rolls are done...
*Undertale Battle Start SFX*
*Discord Notification SFX*

I walk a lonely road
It's time to slam now
The only one that I have ever known
Oppan Gangnam style!
Don't know where it goes
*All Star Record Scratch SFX*
But it's only me, and I walk alone
We are number one! Hey!
My shadow's the—
Wicky wow wow
—Only one that walks beside me
...like a parked car
My shallow—
Dalé!
—Heart's the only thing that's beating
Now, listen closely!

*all star whistling*
Beverly Hills, that's where I want to be!
(Uh huh, Uh huh, uh huh, uhh huh.)
Gimme gimme! Gimme gimme! Livin' in Beverly Hills!
(Uh huh, Uh huh, uh huh, uhh huh.)
Beverly Hills, rollin' like a celebrity!
(Oh-oh-oh, This is the beat of my heart)
Gimme gimme! Gimme gimme! Livin' in Beverly Hills!
(Oh-oh-oh, This is the beat of my heart)
Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah!

*Smooth guitar solo*
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
We are number one!
Ha ha ha!
—and hurt you!
*Wii Sports title theme*

When you see my face, hope it gives you hell
Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy!
Hope it gives you hell!
(Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy)
When you walk my way, hope it gives you hell
Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy!
Hope it gives you hell!
(Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy)
Despacito... *Fortnite default dance*
He's life changer, miracle arranger
Born to the virgin mom in a manger
Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger
And he Died for your sins
I hope it gives you hell!

I want somethin' else, to get me through this
(Wake me up!) Wake me up inside
(I can't wake up) Wake me up inside
Semi Charmed kind of life, baby! Baby!
(Save me!) Call my name and save me from the dark
...Tsukeyou ka Snow halation!
I want somethin' else, not listening when you say-ay...
(Wake me up!) Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up) Before I come undone
Good-BYE!
(Save me!) Save me from the nothing I've become
¡Ah! ¡Bienvenidos a la cripta!

*The Office theme music*
See it's very defined, you're one of a kind
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
But you mash up my mind, you have to get declined
Become so tired, so much more aware
Oh lord, my baby you're driving me crazy
By becoming this all I want to do
You're way too beautiful girl, that's why it'll never work
Is be more like me and be less like you
You have me suicidal, suicidal when they say it's over
*=3 Cool Transition SFX* What's happenin'?

*Megalovania, Crawling instrumental*
So she said "What's the problem, baby?"
What's the problem, I don't know
Well, maybe I'm in love
Think about it every time
I think about loooooooove
How much longer will it take to cure this?
Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love
Makes me want to turn around and face me
But I don't know nothin 'bout love

*VAPORWAVE*
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter"
One night, yeah, and one more time
Doors swang on niggas that got bad behavior
Thanks for the memories
My four 15's woke up the neighbors
Thanks for the memories
Interior Crocodile Alligator
"See, he tastes like you only sweeter"
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
*Wii Shop Main theme*
Leave my door open, just a crack
(please take me away from here)
Yeah, Chip tha Ripper
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac!
(please take me away from here)
S-L-A-B!
Why do I tire of counting sheep
(please take me away from here)
Yeah, Chip tha Ripper
When I'm far to tired to fall asleep?
Da-da-biddly-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-DA-da
S-L-A-B!
Villain number one!

*Soulja Boy - Crank Dat steel drums*
Since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time! (Hey!)
I'm so moving on, yeah yeah!
Thanks to you, now I get
We are number one! Hey!
I get what I want!
I can breathe for the first time!
We are number one! Hey!
I'm so moving on, yeah yeah!
I get what I want! Since you've been gone...
*=3 Cool Transition SFX* What's happenin'?

*Rock My Forum*
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Number fifteen, lettuce
I chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of
Burger King foot fungus...
Closing the goddamn door?!"
H-h-h-h, h-Gregg
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
In Christmas in July!
With a sense of...

YOUUUU!
Doo-doo-doo, doo-d-doo doo, Doo-doo-doo, doo-d-doo doo
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) The fear of falling apart
I'd like to make myself believe
We are number one! Hey!
Doo-doo-doo, doo-d-doo doo, Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo doo
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) The fear of falling apart
That planet Earth turns slowly!
We are number one! Hey!
Doo-doo-doo, doo-d-doo doo, Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo doo
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) The fear of falling apart
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
We are number one! Hey!
Doo-doo-doo, doo-d-doo doo, Doo-doo-doo
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) The fear of falling apart
Because everything is never as it seems...
*Wii Sports title theme*
...when I fall asleep!

*Despacito on the Seinfeld bass*
Poise and rationality...
I'm too fresh, now watch me do it
Watch me shuffle, watch me you!
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Now Superman, youuu!
Superman, do it
Superman, do it
Again...!
*Flintstones on the Seinfeld bass*
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman that hoe
Now watch me yoouuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yoouuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yoouuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yoouuuuuuu (Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Who did you expect, Sportaflop?
Now watch

Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play!
How can you see into my eyes like open doors?
Ayy, I will, ayy, Ayy, I will, ahh, hum huh
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid!
Ayy, I will, ayy, it's- I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, I wonder
And all that glitters is go-o-old!
It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
I'm burning everything you motherfuckers talk about!
Ayy, I will, ayy
Only shooting stars break the mold

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