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4 Fat Guys

by The Gothsicles

on I Feel Sicle (2016)

Electronic hockey in the 1980s
Balances dexterity and heavyweights these
Avatars of alacrity
And physical prowess
Are available in averages
Of swiftness and power

Skate right
Fist fight

Four fat guys
Four skinny guys
Four medium

Or two fat guys
And two skinny guys
Or combinations thereof

Four fat guys
Four skinny guys
Or four in between

Differing degrees of strength and speed
Will make up the team

We're running out of lyrics at a minute 30 in
Because the premise of this song is embarrassingly thin
In just a couple of beats, we'll bring back the chorus
With the middle guy, the speedy guy and also the tortoise

Skate right
Fist fight
Skate quick
High sticks

4 fat guys
Win every time