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Star Spangled Bologna

by The Evolution Control Committee

on Plagiarythm Nation (2003)

Oh, I wish I were
An Oscar Mayer wiener
That is what
I'd truly like to be
'Cause if I were
An Oscar Mayer wiener
Everyone
Would be in love with me

My bologna has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name
It's M-A-Y-E-R
I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why, I'll say
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way
With B-O-L-O-G-N-A