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Never Let Your Girlfriend Go Camping With That Guy She Met In Pottery Class... Trust Me

by Ten Grand

on The Comprehensive List Of Everyone Who Has Ever Done Anything Wrong To Us (2001)

[Matt:]
What happened was we took off around the bushes and then birds led to bees and we stabbed you in the chest in the process but why apologize, I didn't care then and I don't now. I know this leaves you to yourself with memories and her scent over everything, and I'd say I'm sorry if I was, but the truth is we think "Boy that boy's lost his mind, girl that boy's lost his mind", so so far I'm in the clear, which is fine, you get it all ripped away, but who were you to lay a claim, and the more I talk, the more you plan revenge, drop the hemlock in my drink, drip the poison down the string, and enjoy my final smile, because me gone or not, there will never be a you two again, gone or not, you get to fall right down with me, you can never beat these things

[Joel:]
Took some time in choosing a side
Asked the ladies if they wanted a ride
Grab the pill bottle and hide
Because only a quarter of you are even half alive