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Kyle's Mom's A B**ch

by South Park

on South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Cartman: Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-!

Kyle: Don't say it Cartman!

Cartman and orchestra start: WEEEEELLLLL!

Kyle: Don't do it Cartman!

Cartman and orchestra: WEEELLLLLL

Kyle: I'm warning you!

Cartman: Ok ok

Kyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-!

(Jazzy Presto orchestral music swells)

Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

Kyle: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CARTMAN!

Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday she's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super King Kamehameha beeyotch!

Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!

Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this

(chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(african kids)

Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

(crowd:gasp)

Cartman: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's stupid bitch

Stan: Uhh Cartman

Cartman: Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!
(Tempo slows and music turns into jazzy "finale" mode)
I really mean it (Tempo slows and music turns into jazzy "finale" mode)
Kyle's mom . . . (horns swell)
She's a big fat fucking bitch! (orchestra swells at "finale" of song)
A big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, right now . . . . cheaa! (Cartman does "jazz hands" motions with hands)

What?

(Turns around)

Aw.... fuck