The 12 Days of Xmas
by Simon Viklund
[Verse 1]
On the first day of Christmas
Payday gave to me:
This broke-dick, piece-of-shit drill
[Verse 2]
On the second day of Christmas
Payday gave to me:
Two years in jail
And a broke-dick, piece-of-shit drill
[Verse 3]
On the third day of Christmas
Payday gave to me:
Three tires shot
Two years in jail
And a broke-dick, piece-of-shit drill
[Verse 4]
On the fourth day of Christmas
Payday gave to me:
Four panicked robbers
Three tires shot
Two years in jail
And a broke-dick, piece-of-shit drill (which I hate)
[Verse 5]
On the fifth day of Christmas
Payday gave to me:
Five bullets left
Four panicked robbers
Three tires shot
Two years in jail
I hate this broke-dick, piece-of-shit drill
[Verse 6]
On the sixth day of Christmas
Payday gave to me:
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left
Four panicked robbers
C'mon, three tires shot
Two years in jail
Fuck this broke-dick, piece-of-shit drill!
[Verse 7]
On the seventh day of Christmas
Payday gave to me:
Seven tasers buzzing
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left (Ammo bag!)
Four panicked robbers
Fuck, three tires shot
Two years in jail
A-And this broke-shit... piece-of-shit drill! (For serious!)
[Verse 8]
On the eighth day of Christmas
Payday gave to me:
Eight SWATs repellin'
Seven tasers buzzing
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left (Ammo! Ammo!)
Four panicked robbers
Three tires shot
Two fuckin' years in jail
Fuck this broke-dick, piece-of-shit drill! (Where'd you get this fuckin' thing?)
[Verse 9]
On the ninth day of Christmas
Payday gave to me:
Nine hostages fleein'
Eight SWATs repellin'
Seven tasers buzzing
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left (Ammo bag! Ammo bag!)
Four panicked robbers
Three tires shot
Two years in jail
I can't even fuck with this broke-dick, piece-of-shit drill! (I mean seriously!)
[Verse 10]
On the tenth day of Christmas
Payday gave to me:
Ten seconds response time
Nine hostages fleein'
Eight SWATs repellin'
Seven tasers buzzing
Six dozers charging
Five... bullets left
Four panicked robbers
[screaming]
Two years in jail
You know what? Fuck this, fuck this drill, fuck you, fuck this song!
[Verse 11]
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Payday gave to-
FUCK!
Eleven doors to lock-pick?!
Ten seconds response time
Nine hostages fleein'
Eight SWATs repellin'
Seven tasers buzzing
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left (Ammo! Ammo!)
Four panicked robbers
AAH, FUCKIN' WOOAH
Two years in jail
[sobbing]
[Verse 12]
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Payday gave to me:
Twelve bags of coke
Eleven doors to lockpick
Ten seconds response time
All hostages gone
Eight SWATs repellin'
Seven tasers buzzing
Six dozers charging
Five bullets left (I'm outta fuckin' ammo!)
WHERE'S THE GETAWAY?
[screaming]
[crash]
And a broke-dick, piece-of-shit drill
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On The 12 Days of Xmas by Simon Viklund
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