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ASS EATERS ANONYMOUS

by Scatman John

I don't want to know your name
I just want to eat your ass
I don't want to see you face
Unless you want a little slap
I want to taste your shame
I want that taste to last
Put your asshole in my face
And baby pass that gas

I'ma eat your pu pu platter
You know your puckered star fish
I want to stare into your brown eye
Then put my tongue in it
I'm eatin' your dirty basket like I'm a dirty bastard
I love your chocolate pocket
But you know i just have to ask ya
Baby just what did you have for lunch?
Cus when I was eatin' that ass you know I felt a crunch
Now I'm not complaining, i just have a hunch
That you've been eating peanut-butter sandwiches a bunch

I don't want to know your name
I just want to eat your ass
I don't want to see you face
Unless you want a little slap
I want to taste your shame
I want that taste to last
Put your asshole in my face
And baby pass that gas

You're a 3 course meal
And you know I gotta eat
The courses start at your neck
And end at your feet
Ooo girl, your body tastes sooo sweet
But your Hershey hole is my favoritest treat
I'm a backdoor man, and I hope you understand
That slobbering your o-ring is my one and only plan
I'll eat your keister every day all week
If you're down to be my fart-box queen

I don't want to know your name
I just want to eat your ass
I don't want to see you face
Unless you want a little slap
I want to taste your shame
I want that taste to last
Put your asshole in my face
And baby pass that gas