Ecstasy of a Car
by Sam Hyde
Oh, I just remembered...
Oh, I just remembered I owe a bunch of people a lotta money
Let me sprint to go pay that
Barclays, I owe you over 2 thousand
American Express, I owe you over 2 thousand
Capital One, I think I owe you over 2 thousand
Aprilia,I owe you... A lot of money (+20 thousand)
Verizon, I think I owe you 800
Paypal, I think I owe you 300
That's money, even if I had it, you're never getting it back
I'm stealing from you
I'm stealing from you
I'm stealing from you
I'm stealing from you
I am stealing from you
And Enterprise? If you 'determine' that I owe you money somehow?
I don't know, maybe you put the car up on a lift and you found out-
Maybe someone that works at Enterprise is watching this (oowhowhoo)
-Maybe you find you that I totally fucked up the 4 wheel drive system in this SUV
And it makes a grinding noise now and it's basically unusable on the highway
I don't care. I really don't, because you're never getting that money back
You're never gonna get me to pay. Ever. What're you gonna do?
You're gonna take me to small claims court? Is that what you're gonna do?
No, cause I'm gonna drag it out. I'm gonna drag it out for months
And then I'll say, I don't know, offer to pay you half in a lump sum
But then, I don't have the money, so I'll pay you monthly - we'll work out some sort of installation plan
Just help me!
We'll see. We'll see, Enterprise
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