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Delicious Gummy Bears

by Robot Chicken

A cheerful Gummy Bear is hopping through a field, singing happily.
Gummy Bear: (singing) I'm so happy cause I'm a gummy bear, gummy bear!
While she's hopping, the Gummy Bear's leg gets caught in a bear trap. The Gummy Bear shrieks in unbearable pain for several seconds, screams out inaudible profanities at the top of her lungs, shrieks for a few more seconds, then stops.
Gummy Bear: (slightly hoarse) I guess there's only one way out of this...
The Gummy Bear bends over and bites a chunk out of her leg stuck in the trap, groaning in pain and some disgust until she swallows the chunk.
Gummy Bear: Goodness, I taste delicious!
The Gummy Bear continues eating at her leg until it comes off.
Gummy Bear: That wasn't bad at all.
The Gummy Bear hops away on one leg, stepping into another bear trap. She begins shrieking again.
Announcer: Gummy Bears! For candy this delicious, you'll chew off your own leg!
The Gummy Bear continues shrieking.