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My Real Girlfriend

by Pup Punk

on My Real Girlfriend (2018)

[Verse 1]
Not to brag I've got a girlfriend
Yeah she's my valentine
She's like the hottest girl
She's so pretty, she's all mine
People ask if what we have is real
She's so cool, she's got a pool
She just goes to a different school

[Chorus]
She's a model, you don't know her
She lives in Canada where it's colder
I'm in love and you're not
My real girlfriend's really hot

[Verse 2]
On the very first day of camp
I held her hand and we made out
She's even hotter than her twin sister
I'd show a photo but she hates pictures
Her daddy owns the Maple Leafs
So he got us front row seats
It was real, not pretend
Now Auston Matthews is my best friend

[Chorus]
She's a model, you don't know her
She lives in Canada where it's colder
I'm in love and you're not
My real girlfriend's really hot

[Verse 3]
"We don't believe you" is what they tell us
Because all my friends are jealous
Yeah we snuck down by the lake
Went skinny dipping, she's not fake
Then we went and watched the Blue Jays
"Wait I thought her father owned the Maple Leafs"
That's what I meant, it was hockey
I drove the Zamboni, you should've saw me
Took her shirt off and touched her boobies
In the back row of the movies
Then her step mom walked in and caught us
We never tried anal so she taught us
It was fucking wild, fucking awesome
Then her dad walked in, I fought him
Her father better get a clue
Cause if he doesn't then I'll fuck him too

[Chorus]
She's a model, you don't know her
She lives in Canada where it's colder
I'm in love and you're not
My real girlfriend's really hot
She's a model, you don't know her
She lives in Canada where it's colder
I'm in love and you're not
My real girlfriend's really hot
She's a model, you don't know her
She lives in Canada where it's colder
I'm in love and you're not
My real girlfriend's really hot
She's a model, you don't know her
She lives in Canada where it's colder
I'm in love and you're not
My real girlfriend's really hot