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God Is Horny for Kids With Cancer

by Phil Carpal

on The Carpal Tunnel (2019)

[Intro]
Little jimmy needs chemotherapy
Little Jimmy says it's not fair to me
His mother says have you asked a priest
He says okay then he's on his feet
From now on he's on a quest to find the ultimate answer
But all the priest told him was....
GOD IS HORNY FOR KIDS WITH CANCER

[Verse 1]
What's it mean he doesn't know
Only 6 AM and lost all hope
Will he make it perhaps not
He'll need a couple more lil' shots
His moms sad but his dad doesn't care
He tells his mom of the news she shares
Blah blah something Facebook
It reads

[Chorus x8]
GOD IS HORNY FOR KIDS WITH CANCER

[Verse 2]
Oh you have cancer sucks for you
I need some more kids to tell the truth
I brought you into this world for me
I can take you out as well
So on your death bed don't ignore me
I can send you back to hell
I'm god motherfucker have you read my book
If not don't sit there and gimme that look
I'm a sick fuck I like a quick fuck
Especially in my divine pick up truck
I need a quick fuck so don't struggle too much
Lemme open you up like a can of tuna

[Chorus x8]
GOD IS HORNY FOR KIDS WITH CANCER

[Bridge]
State of the Union speech
And I worked on it till pretty late last night
But I want to say one thing to the American people
I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again
I did not have sexual relations with that woman


[Verse 3]
We don't lose kids to the enemy
Lost em to divine entities
Better have fun meeting tony stark
While god destroys your failing heart
Hope that bed is comfy motherfucker
Cause Jesus is coming motherfucker
Wish things could change or be the same
But you better say bye to your only mother
I love you son his mother said
She spoke soft with a lowered head
But you must understand it's just gods plan
To make sure that you end up dead
Reign of terror reign of terror
Who will end his reign of terror
Reign of terror reign of terror
Who will end his reign of terror

[Chorus x8]
GOD IS HORNY FOR KIDS WITH CANCER

[Outro]
Tuna