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Perry the Platypus

by PatChat

on Thoughts From a Middle Class Black Kid (2019)

[Intro]
Agent P, Doctor Doofenshmirtz is going to say the n word, go stop him!
Doofenshmirtz  Nigga Incorporated
Greetings  Perry the Platypus
This is my newest invention- The Nigganator
You can't say the n word
AHH  AHH!

[Chorus]
I  got a rocket in my pocket and I'm beating my meat
Dancing on these niggas watch the shoes on my feet
Judge  how you want judge this song as a meme
I'll do what I want and I do as I please- bitch!

[Intro 2]
Aight, so I know this strikes a lot of people as a foreign concept
But this song is, you know, satire?
As  in, you know, a joke?

[Verse 1]
Pat
Chat is a strategist, just wonder and imagine if
If I wasn't ravenous, or way too freaking fabulous
They said I'm not a real nigga, does that make me counterfeit
Changing up my wheels nigga, I told ya I'd get around to this
Cruise through the Sound with my boys as I'm boating
I'm no Lucidity still set fire to the ocean
Hold it, catch me sipping on some potion
I'm warming up I need a moment
Just be warned with how I'm blowing
You'll be scorched in my explosion
Like Overwatch I'm going in rounds
Go overclock overtime and not make a sound
I'd go to London to weigh in my pounds
But I'm stuck in LI, to kill as I clown
You repping a city I'm repping a town
You set with your money I'm stretching it out
I don't talk my shit, I scream and I shout
Beating the odds I even them out
Laugh in your face for preaching me doubt
I don't wanna hear a peep out your mouth
I got big lips, Lil Peep to my south
Drunk off bacardi I party about
Crash at your place put my feet on your couch
Drink up your booze I sleep at your house
It's 4 AM so I'm knocking out
Wake up at 8 I get up and bounce

[Chorus]
I got a rocket in my pocket and I'm beating my meat
Dancing on these niggas watch the shoes on my feet
Judge how you want judge this song as a meme
I'll do what I want and I do as I please- bitch!

[Verse 2]
I'm pretty much invincible, this shit isn't difficult
League of Legends god, every game is winnable
In Smash Bros. I steal stocks it's dispicable
Pokemon Master and my writing's hot- Cyndaquil
Girls wanna get fussy when they see the boy's glory
Girls wanna get buzzed on my Woody- Toy Story
So long were the days where there was no food on my plate
When I thought I was straight, people insisted I was gay
When I thought it was fate, I wasn't getting to SA
When I saw there were bills that couldn't be paid
When my water had to be boiled when I was lazy and afraid
Now I'm high Dwayne Carter, I can sleep it away
I've seen the bottom, I'm not talking ass
I don't play baseball, I'm not one to cap
Atlas, carry the whole world on my back
When I'm on the right train I got my life on track
Now it's a matter of application, all my steps are calculated
I don't need any validation I realized that at my graduation
I'm in the cut like lacerations going hard like masturbation
This album could get congratulated or get trashed like a gamer's basement
I don't pray for praise or payments, I just wanna make a statement
On my grind I'll stay abrasive, while the other kids stay complacent
I'm amazing blatant, Super Saiyan; colored like the gay parade is
This is playing while working day shifts I'm grinding hard while on vacation
As an artist I may never make it but here's a chance so Imma take it
As an artist I may never make it but here's a chance so Imma take it