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Tissue

by ONEINCHWONDER

on Every Inch Counts

[Verse 1: ONEINCHWONDER]
Oops, I accidentally j*rked off to gay porn
My fluids went airborne
My p*nis went [???] my face went
But ooh it's not new, I need a tiss-ue
Was made in my gland, but now it's in my hand
My tissue is lost
[???]
I should've busted in my sock
It's not gay, she's just from Bangkok and she has a nice c*ck
I'm not gay because I like traps or gay because I like rap
I'll just wipe my cum on my shirt
I j*rk off nine times a day, it's starting to hurt
Nine times a day, it feels like 9/11 on my foreskin
She's only nine but I go all in
Can't fit it in her mouth so I busted on her chin
Miss my target now it's on my carpet
b*tch I really need some tissue, need it like I got the flu
[???] I'm in it, feels like glue
Why can't I just j*rk off to shemales
Maybe children, don't put me in jail
Allegedly, [???] Box logo
Miss me with that homo
My p*nis is Islam and my cum is the bomb
Don't be a Jew, just give me some tissue

[Hook]
Yeah, I need tissue
I got an issue
If I don't find my tissue
There gon' be an issue
Yeah, an issue

[Verse 2: Mad Gonad]
Another tissue for your issue, and this issue is the cum
It's running down my leg, and it might get into my bum
The situation's getting fishy, and I just wanna continue but I can't find nearby Kleenex, cum all over my scrotum
Personal hygiene boy, you don't forget it
Personal ideals boy, and ideally I want Kleenex but it's nowhere to be seen and cum is leakin out my peen
I fap to women because I am straight
I don't fap to traps because that sh*t's ...
I don't fap to scat because that sh*t's gross
I don't fap to Muslims because they f*ck goats
I don't have to rap but ONEINCHWONDER finna snap
And I'm bouta finna clap a random dog on the street
So I can have me some fresh meat, more sh*t to eat
Run into the bathroom to clean my bodily fluids as I audibly leave the classroom like a motherf*ckin truant

[Hook]
Yeah, I need tissue
I got an issue
If I don't find my tissue
There gon' be an issue
Yeah, an issue

[Verse 3: King Russell]
Faster and faster, I'm the wanking master
Ass on the screen, hand on my peen
Door shut, pubes cut, see butt, big nut
Green, is the colour of my cum
Got that sh*t all over my tum
Reach over for the tissue
Looks like I got an issue
Toys were beated
Beated so hard, my di*k's defeated
My job's been completed
But my supplies are depleted
My hand's all heated
No tissue and I feel cheated
Crabwalk of shame, all because I came
Came to a dance where I exclaim
Guilty of [???], claim to fame in the rap game
The time I came to no acclaim
b*tch, that's lame