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Heaven Is A Halfpipe

by O.P.M.

on Heaven Can Wait (2012), Menace To Sobriety (2000)

If I die before I wake

at least in heaven I can skate

cause right now on earth I cant do jack

without the man up on my back


now heaven would be a dj

spinning dub all night long

and heaven would just kickin back

with jesus packing my bong

and if you dont believe in Jesus and muhammad and budha too

and while da world is warring

just sit back and laugh at u singing..


If I die before I wake

at least in heaven I can skate

cause right now on earth I cant do jack

without the man up on my back


now most people think of heaven

they see those pearly gates

but I looked a little closer

and theres a sign says "do not skate"

so if you wanna come to my heaven

well we're all gonna have a ball

and everyone u know is welcome

cause we got no gates or walls singing..


If I die before i wake

at least in heaven i can skate

cause right now on earth I cant do shit

without da man f****** with it


and then I got to the gate

pulled a list that I'd been calling fate

I'm sorry friend you cant come in

you gotta a list here that doesn't end

you're mad cause I smoke dope

you teaching any classes in how to cope

I'll find a place to rest my head

I rather be alone now that I'm dead

like chirstian hossoi way back in 87

we'll be busting ***** air's until we get to heaven

think I really care that I miss my biology

got my education in stale fishology

with all your rules you got to chill

I'm gonna twist out Mike Mc
Gill

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz..got da skillz got da skillz


heaven is a halfpipe..

heaven is a halfpipe..


If I die before I wake

at least in heaven I can skate

cause right now on earth I cant do jack

without the man up on my back


If I die before I wake

at least in heaven I can skate

cause right now on earth I cant do shit

without da man f****** with it


(repeating till fade)