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Hotel California

by Nerf Herder

on My E.P. (2003)

She works all day at the Burger King
Getting greasy for the dollars
Promoted to fries, but there's tears in her eyes
It's not the grease or the pickles that upset her

California, Hotel California
California, Hotel California
California, Hotel California
You can't stab the beast

A look of disgust on her pimple marked face
No amount of mayonnaise can cover
She frowns at the kill, charbroiling on the grill
Singing, "Death for no reason, death for no reason"
It's murder

California, Hotel California
California, Hotel California
California, Hotel California
She can't stand the heat
She stabs it with her steely knife, but she just can't kill the beast

California, Hotel California
California, Hotel California