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Mystery Science Theater 3000

by Neil Norman

on Greatest Science Fiction Hits V (2006)

In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you or me

He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space

We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find (La-la-la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind (La-la-la)

Now keep in mind Joel can't control
Where movies begin or end (La-la-la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends

Robot roll call
Cambot (Cambot)
Gypsy (Hi, girl)
Tom Servo (Tom Servo)
Croooow (What a cool guy)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (La-la-la)
Then repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax

For Mystery Science Theater 3000

(Instrumental)

We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst we can find (La-la-la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind (La-la-la)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (La-la-la)
Then repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax

For Mystery Science Theater 3000