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Bogan Aussie Anaconda Parody

by Neel Kolhatkar

[Chorus 1: Frenchy Sunga
Attack]
My brown snake don't
My brown snake don't
My brown snake don't want none unless you take it up the bum, love

[Verse 1: Neel Kolhatkar]
Sick cunt named Dazza, used to live out in Parra
Big pinga slinger money, he was raking in dosh
Had some run-ins with the coppers, but he's paid off his mortgage
Bought me Lowes and Target, he was keeping me stylish

Now that's sick, sick, sick
Glass in my bumbag, cunt I came dressed to shank
Who wanna go first? I'll have them pushing waratahs
Munted as shit, only had six bong hits
I'm on some dumb shit

[Bridge 1: Neel Kolhatkar]
By the way, what he say, he can tell that my dole isn't late
Come through and fuck him in my Holden V8
Let him eat it off a plate, I ain't telling him to wait
And he's telling me it's great, that he love my jailbait
Say he don't like 'em sober, so he wanna date rape
Then I'm passing out at eight, and he's tagging in his mates
Like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

[Chorus 2: Frenchy Sunga
Attack]
My brown snake don't
My brown snake don't
My brown snake don't want none unless you take it up the bum, love

[The Roundabout Crew]
Fuck me Bazza, look at her rig
Fuck me Bazza, look at her rig
Fuck me Bazza, look at her rig
Look at her rig
Look, look, look, look at her rig

[Verse 2: Neel Kolhatkar]
This bloke named Johno, used to drive in a Commo
Dick bigger than a river, I ain't talking 'bout Murray
Real country ass yobbo let me puff on his durry
Mutt put his ass to sleep, now he's calling me Stilnox

Now that's root, root, root
I let him hit it, cause he got meth in the boot
He gave me rimmies like his name Mark Skaife
And when he done I make him buy me Supre
I'm on some dumb shit

[Bridge 2: Neel Kolhatkar]
By the way, what he say, he can tell that my dole isn't late
Come through and fuck him in my Holden V8
Let him eat it off a plate, I ain't telling him to wait
And he's telling me it's great, that he love my jailbait
Say he don't like 'em sober, so he wanna date rape
Then I'm passing out at eight, and he's tagging in his mates
Like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

[Chorus 3: Frenchy Sunga
Attack]
My brown snake don't
My brown snake don't
My brown snake don't want none unless you take it up the bum, love

[The Roundabout Crew]
Fuck me Bazza, look at her rig
Fuck me Bazza, look at her rig
Fuck me Bazza, look at her rig
Look at her rig
Look, look, look, look at her rig

[Outro: Neel Kolhatkar]
Little bit fat but she got a nice rack
Little bit fat but she got a nice rack
Little bit fat but she got a nice rack
Fuck me Bazza, look at her rig

Yeah, he love these big titties, ha ha ha haaa
Yeah, this one for my bitches with big titties in the fucking club
I said where my big titty big bitches in the club
Fuck the skinny bitches, fuck the skinny bitches in the club
I wanna see all the big titty ass bitches in the motherfucking club
Fuck you, skinny bitches
What? Cha ha ha ha ha ha haaa
I got big tits, big fat fucking tits cunt