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Be Prepared For My Funhouse

by Namsha

[INTRO]
I always thought high school was, ehhh, pretty decent
It was interesting, and rather better than elementary and middle school
But maybe it could have been a bit better
If my brilliant ideas were implemented

[VERSE 1]
When Joe Schmo got suspended
Such a pity it was for the trappers
We tried to defend him but no use
Lucabaugh just took him away

It's clear what has happened to us then
We've all been upset at some changes
But soon it'll all go away
Once I change up the school

[BRIDGE]
So prepare for C.B. East's new future
Be prepared for fucking amazing ideas
A shiny new era is coming nearer
There'll be no escaping my brand new funhouse

[Chorus]
It'll be so grand, you'll almost thank me
When I'm giving my dues
And for the trappers, victory lies in reach
Be prepared!

[INTERLUDE]
Yeah, we'll be prepared for East's new future

[VERSE 2]
Soon it'll be grander than ever
I'll be a fuckin' rich man with lots of moolah
There'll be ghosts, goblins, party games and anything you could ever imagine in my funhouse
WOOOOOOOOO BABY
Let's get this shit on, let's get this shit on
Let's go, let's go, let's go

[BRIDGE]
It's great that it will soon that it will soon happen
I'll be a leader who's all time adored
Soon, it'll be different than what you've ever seen
A funhouse with my name and everyone else's names on it
Stock, Jake O, and Mason Miller
B Mac, Chad Rousseau, Jake Lickentewalt will all help
The point that I must emphasize is:
THERE WILL BE NO PRINCIPALS OR HOMEWORK

[Chorus]
So prepare for the crew of the century
Be prepared for the new traphouse!
Lots of fun, lots of rad
It'll be fuckin' awesome
It'll almost be grand
There'll be proms everywhere and girls everywhere
It'll be the best thing ever

You will all see me for the genius I am…
Be prepared!
“We will all see you for the genius you are Nameer!”
Be prepared!
[Laughs Maniacally]