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Tubular Boobular

by Mystery Science Theater 3000

on Clowns In The Sky: The Musical History Of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1996)

[Servo]
Say fellas, there sure is a lotta skin in this movie, isn't there?

[Mike]
There sure is!

[Crow]
Yet despite all the acres of flesh in this film, I just can't come up with a word that describes it.

[Servo]
Well, I can!

[Mike]
You can?

[Servo]
Why, sure!

[Mike, Servo, and Crow]
It's breasticaboobical, chesticamammical
Pendular, globular fun!
Fleshical-orbalal moundular-scoopular?
Right-o, that's the one!
Is it gluteal maximal, tushital-crackular
Bunular morning 'till night?
Well, you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical
Masticafleshular right!

[All]
It's an arealogical, autoerotical
Tubular, boobular joy
An exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular
Fun for girl and boy
A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical
Calipyligical ball

The most bunular-funular,
Fruit-of-the-loomular,
Frenchical-tongular,
Wabitaboobular,

[All]
Hey!

[Gypsy]
Hey guys, how's the movie?

[All]
It's breasticaboobical, chesticamammical,
Pendular, globular fun!