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Chutney

by Mr Weebl

Diver 1: Uriiiiiinnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Diver 2: I think you mean 'wee'.
Diver 1: No, 'cause I am a big boy now!

Cloud: Boom!
Diver 2: Did this cloud just speak -

Chappy man: Ahahaha, look at them, they're all dead! Ahahaha...*catches breath* More tea, please, Passepartout.
Passepartout: I am afraid we are all out of the tea.
Chappy man: Damn you Frenchy!
Passepartout: JUDO KICK!

Passepartout: That is for ABBA!
Chappy man: They were Swedish!
Passepartout: (rolling up sleeve) Right...

Passepartout: I am 'ere, to fight!
Customs man: (pointing) Please join the line over there.

Camp man: Hello, sorry, is this the line for fighting, please?
Newspaper man: No, this is the line for CHUTNEY!

(SONG)
This is a song, is a song about chutney,
Chutney, chutney, chutney, chutney
Chutney is a tasty sauce
You can have it with your poppadoms or with your main course

Chutney!
Chutney! (Chutney!)
Once you know the words you can sing along with me

(Loops ad infinitum)