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Sesame Seeds

by Mitch Hedberg

on Mitch All Together (2003)

I think they could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine 5 years from now saying, "Damn! Remember sesame seeds? What happened? All the buns are blank!" They're gonna have to change that Mc
Donald's song. "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a bun..."
How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's fucking magical!
There's got to be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Take the sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular! "What's a sesame seed grow into?" "I don't know, we've never give him a chance." What the fuck is a sesame? It's a street! It's a way to open shit!
You think when the guy came up with the idea to invent a bong, a black light popped up over his head?
I shouldn't do this joke 'cause it's gonna, it's gonna ruin my cover, but I like the Fed
Ex driver because he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it. And he's always on time.
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.