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My di*k

by Mickey Avalon

on Mickey Avalon (2006)

[Mickey Avalon]
My di*k cost a late night fee
Your di*k got the HIV
My di*k plays on the double feature screen
Your di*k went straight to DVD

[Andre Legacy]
My di*k bigger than a bridge
Your di*k look like a little kid's
My di*k large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your sh*t look like you fourteen

[Dirt Nasty]
My di*k locked in a cage, right
Your di*k suffer from stage fright
My di*k so hot, it's stolen
Your di*k look like Gary Coleman

[Mickey Avalon]
My di*k pink and big
Your di*k stinks like sh*t
My di*k got a Caesar do
Your di*k needs a tweezer, dude

[Andre Legacy]
My di*k is like super size
Your di*k look like two fries
My di*k more mass than the Earth
Your di*k half staff, it needs work

[Dirt Nasty]
My di*k been there done that
Your di*k sits there with dunce cap
My di*k VIP
Your sh*t needs ID

[Hook]
It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got di*ks like Jesus

[Mickey Avalon]
My di*k need no introduction
Your di*k don't even function

[Andre Legacy]
My di*k served a whole luncheon
Your di*k, it look like a munchkin

[Dirt Nasty]
My di*k size of a pumpkin
Your di*k look like Macaulay Culkin

[Mickey Avalon]
My di*k good, good loving
Your di*k good for nothing

[Andre Legacy]
My di*k bench pressed 350
Your di*k couldn't shoplift at Thrifty

[Dirt Nasty]
My di*k pretty damn skippy
Your di*k hungry as a hippie

[Mickey Avalon]
My di*k don't fit down the chimney
Your di*k is like a kid from the Philippines

[Andre Legacy]
My di*k is like an M16
Your di*k broken vending machine

[Dirt Nasty]
My di*k parts the seas
Your di*k farts and queefs

[Mickey Avalon]
My di*k rumble in the jungle
Your di*k got touched by your uncle

[Andre Legacy]
My di*k goes to yoga
Your di*k fruit roll-up

[Dirt Nasty]
My di*k grade-A beef
Your di*k made a geek

[Mickey Avalon]
My di*k sick and dangerous
Your di*k quick and painless

[Andre Legacy]
My di*k 'nuff said
Your di*k loves Fred

[Hook]