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Dirty Nursery Rhymes

by Luke

[Intro]
You ain't got no sh*t for me
(Who?)

[Brother Marquis]
My mama and your mama was talking little sh*t
My mama called your mama a bull-dike-ed ass b*tch
I know your sister, and the b*tch ain't sh*t
She slayed me and all the boys
And even sucked our di*ks
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass
Cause she couldn't make him cum
Mama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridge
Papa Bear said 'sh*t b*tch, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here, on your knees
And suck this badass di*k'
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his di*k in his hand
Said 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some booty'

[Sample]
This is far out

[Fresh Kid Ice]
There's an old lady who lives in a shoe
Got a house full of kids don't know what to do
She sucked and f*cked all the n*ggas around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider, looked up inside her
And said 'that pus*y's wide'
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
f*cking this cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb, made the b*tch cum
Said 'hell of a n*gga am I'
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall
Cause a ho on the ave. was sucking his balls
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put that fat motherf*cker back together again

[Sample]
Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this out
The two dudes, dig this, the two dudes
Two dudes dressed like nuns, right

[Brother Marquis]
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot ass out

[Fresh Kid Ice]
Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair
The dog's on my ass and getting near
The hair came loose and fell in a lake
b*tch check the weave that's in that lake

[Luke]
b*tch, get that weave out!
You dirty b*tch, get that weave out!
Mix say, b*tch get that weave out...

[Extro]
Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!