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Spare Coochie

by Lil Mop

on Spare Coochie (2020)

Part 1: Kung Fu Panda

[Intro: Squidward Tentacles & Spongebob Squarepants]
Spare coochie?
Spare coochie, ma'am?
Squidward? Squidward is that you!?
I, -uh

[Hook: Lil Mop]
Sound like Kung Fu Panda
Peepee Bernie Sanders
Christian Ned Flanders
Foreign call me landers
Peepee expanders
Bully bystanders
I just gave you cancer
Y'all don't meet my standards

[Intro 2: Anthony Sullivan, Bong The Baptist, & The Notorious C.R.A.I.G.]
What do you do if you get a spill like this all over your kitchen floor?
This is a whole can of soda
I'll tell you
You reach for the smart mop

Bonglongwong
Thanks Matt

[Verse 1: Lil Mop & Bong The Baptist]
Spare me some coochie, I got me some Gucci
Bong the Baptist be eating the sushi
Notorious C.R.A.I.G., yeah, he like it sloppy
I got a new bitch and she lookin like Kylie
Pulled up to the crib and she lookin like Mikey

She be a witch so I called her Hermoine
And we got this bread like a baker so highly
And Lil Mop be fucking them hoes that be dykey (damn)
Lasagna that bitch and put her in the cockpit
She got a nice ass but I don't want no sass
I'm sparing the coochie out it in the bag

Bitch on a fishin trip just caught a bass
She fat you know that she gon gain mass
Baptizing bongs man that shit be burning
Sparing some coochie yeah u gotta earn it

Lil Mop got a lil bitch sparing a curtain
Y'all people stand up and you gon' get hurted
Call me the shit cause I gotta poopie
Remind me that line cause I call of duty
That man Jared Polis you know that man fruity

Lil Mop kill this track gon' make you a virgin
Fix this song, yeah, call me a surgeon
Not touching girls cause they got some cooties
Yeah, you know I'm getting that spare coochie

[Hook: Lil Mop]
Sound like Kung Fu Panda
Peepee Bernie Sanders
Christian Ned Flanders
Foreign call me landers
Peepee expanders
Bully bystanders
I just gave you cancer
Y'all don't meet my standards

[Verse 2: Bong The Baptist & Lil Mop]
Coochie, the lake I'm a lochness
Canning that pussy, yeah, I fucking popped it
Shit's in the bag, yeah, I went and I locked it
That bitch a minor, yeah, go and I swat it (yeah)

All my chains, yeah, that all bought it
My lyrics you know I only thought it
I get this money, yeah, call me deposit
Working out so don't call me non-fit

$5,000 I spent on this outfit
New album so you can call me, I clout it
She so wet so she gonna pout it
Da rules of clout so I am about it

Lil Mop kill this track gon' make you a virgin
Fix this song, yeah, call me a surgeon
Not touching girls cause they got some cooties
Yeah, you know I'm getting that spare coochie

Part 2: Spare Coochie

[Intro 3: The Notorious C.R.A.I.G. & Spongebob Squarepants]
SHUT UP!
(Cough, cough) Craig, is that you?
(Laugh)
Yeah it's me. I'm rich as fuck now
SHUT UP!

[Hook: The Notorious C.R.A.I.G.]
You need some spare coochie
Coochie, loosie, goosie
Six hoes in the jacuzzi
Pussy all over ja coochie
She got a fat lil booty
I hit that with a lil uzi
She tryna make a lil movie
Kathoties be wishing they knew me

[Verse 3: Bong The Baptist & Lil Mop]
Bitches love C.R.A.I.G., the sugar daddy
Better watch out, yeah, she got a fatty
Tripping on lean, yeah, tripping on addy
Pussy so tasty, like Krabby Patty

Pinterest my nudes
Stop giving me lube
Mop be sucking them toes on a dude
Phil swift is daddy, bitches like ooh
Bong be swerving all in the coupe
Subbing to Brazzers, bitch I be learning
Gettin that coochie, man just close the curtain

Pussy gourmet
She give me spray
Pussy my freeway
I'm finna melee

That bitch from Norway
Tha bitch my entree
Fucking thats childsplay
Y'all bitches sleeping stop hitting the hay
I be plug walking the Milky Way
Having a threesome, yeah, triple play

[Pre-Hook: The Notorious C.R.A.I.G]
Yeah, it's C.R.A.I.G and I'm rich
All these girls on my dick
She suck dick like a fish
Spare Coochie my favorite dish
Yeah, it's C.R.A.I.G and I'm rich
All these girls on my dick
She suck dick like a fish
Spare Coochie my favorite dish

[Hook: The Notorious C.R.A.I.G., Bong The Baptist, & Big Ching]
You need some spare coochie
Coochie loosie, goosie
Six hoes in the jacuzzi
Pussy all over ja coochie
She got a fat lil booty
I hit that with a lil uzi
She tryna make a lil movie
Kathoties be wishing they knew me

[Outro: The Notorious C.R.A.I.G.]
Bitches love C.R.A.I.G., the sugar daddy
Better watch out, yeah, she got a fatty
Tripping on lean, yeah, tripping on addy
Pussy so tasty, like Krabby Patty

Part 3: Outro

Ma'am
Please, ma'am
I was at the theme park
And I s-s, I saw Jared Polis there
He-he-he took my coochie
Please, ma'am
He took my- please
My coochie, it's all gone
Years of hard work to collect and store that coochie in special coochie files A to Z, 1 through 10, ma'am
Please
Spare coochie
Just one a day can help save this thirteen year old pre-pubescent white boy
Please ma'am
I-I ca-can't survive much longer, ma'am
Years of hard work
Gone
Please
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