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Disney Princess

by Lewberger

on Lewberger (2018)

[KEITH]
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could marry a homeless Arabian man

[ALEX]
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could have furniture as my only friends

[KEITH]
And I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could fight the Mongolian army
And be a man

[ALEX]
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could live with

[KEITH & ALEX]
Seven tiny men

If I were a Disney Princess
I would have everything at my fingertips
I could be Native American
If I were a Disney Princess
I could cry life saving tears
I could resurrect dead men with my tears

Jasmine, I wanna be you
Cinderella, I wanna be you
I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you were a slave
Moana, I wanna be you
Ariel, I wanna be you
So I could hang out with giant sassy drag queen squids

[KEITH]
And I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could marry some guy who kisses me as I sleep

[ALEX, spoken]
What a dream

[KEITH, spoken]
Oh yeah

[ALEX]
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could be afraid of making ice
'Cause I don't wanna kill my sister

[KEITH, spoken]
Alex, do you wanna build a snowman?

[ALEX, spoken]
No, I wanna high five the ocean

[KEITH, spoken]
Ok!
(sung)
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could have a man climb up my head
(spoken)
Oh yeah, this feels awesome

[ALEX]
I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could have horse mice

[KEITH & ALEX]
I really want horse mice!

If I were a Disney Princess
I would have everything at my fingertips
I could be African American
(spoken)
What!
(sung)
If I were a Disney Princess
I could go on psychedelic trips
Making tapestries with bears

Aurora, I wanna be you
Snow White, I wanna be you
I just don't wanna be the part of your life where you are poisoned
(spoken)
No!
(sung)
Belle, I wanna be you
Mulan, I wanna be you
So that I could have a sassy dragon
I want a sassy dragon

I wanna be a Disney Princess
And if I were I'd take no recess to spread the warmth and love
It's the best way to live your life
I'd be a handsome man's wife
And we'd kiss, and we'd kiss, and we'd kiss

I wish I could be a Disney Princess
So I could marry a homeless Arabian man