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Thank u, next (GAY VERSION)

by Keara Graves

on thank u, next (2019), NOW That's What I Call Music!, Vol. 70 (2019)

[Verse 1]
Thought I'd come out as bi
But I wasn't prepared
All the girls came a-runnin'
And at first, I was scared
Said they were, "Bi-curious"
Didn't matter to me
Your girl was out of the closet
I was finally free

[Pre-Chorus]
One taught me rage
One made me anxious
And one gave me weed
At least I've got practice
I've crushed and been crushed
But that's not what I see
Look what I've learned
Look what they taught me
And for that, I say

[Chorus]
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next
I'm so grateful I practiced safe sex
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next
Thank you, next
I'm so grateful

[Verse 2]
Many years have gone by
I sleep alone in my bed
Still, they slide into my DMs
But I leave them on read
I know they say that I'm such a prude
But I'm not in the mood
To mess with the same old girls
I would be screwed

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause one taught me rage
One made me anxious
And one gave me weed
At least I've got practice
I've crushed and been crushed (Yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (Yeah, yeah)
Look what I've learned (Yeah, yeah)
Look what they taught me
And for that, I'll say

[Chorus]
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next
I'm so grateful I practiced safe sex
Thank you, next (Next)
Thank you, next
Thank you, next

[Outro]
I'm so freakin' grateful for my cats
For my cats
For my cats
I'm so freakin' grateful for my cats
Yeah, oh-woah