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Ellens Bicoastal

by Jesus H Christ and The Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse

on Jesus H Christ And The 4 Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse (2006), Jesus H Christ and The Four Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse (2006)

Ellen is restless.
Ellen needs space.
Ellen gets antsy
She hates to stay in one place.
She's indecisive.
She can't commit.
New York's too cold
L.A.'s full of shit.

When New York feels like a constant fight
She books herself on a Jet Blue flight.
She bought a condo
When the prices were low
Now she goes out there
Whenever it snows.

She likes both places
She likes both things
She likes Shelter Island
She lives Palm Springs

When New York starts to become a drag
She packs her Mac in her Tumi bag.
Ellen's bicoastal.

She keeps her cosmetics
In a toiletry bag
She takes melatonin
To prevent jet lag.

When she needs a wax
Or when she wants sex
She takes a Lincoln Town Car
Out to LAX.
Ellen's bicoastal.