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Subaru Crosstrek XV

by Hobo Johnson

on The Fall of Hobo Johnson (2019)

[Intro]
Why do I want a friggin Lambo?
When maybe I want to have a kid
And the kid's gonna be like
"Hey dad, why do you have such a ridiculous car?"
So I decided, what's the most reliable, versatile
Smooth-driving car I can get?
So I decided I'm gonna get a 2015, Premium edition
Subaru Crosstrek

[Hook]
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet

[Verse 1]
Sometime I get drunk, and I forget what day it is
I wish that I was skinnier, but I love sandwiches
One time, I tried to burn a stage and clear the vibe
But the smoke alarm went off, and my ex-girl cried
She cried for a bunch of other reasons
I'm never going back to Four Seasons

I wish that I was friends with Drake
So I could dig through his trash
And have a yard sale today
Damn, I wish my name wasn't Frank
Frick, I wish it was Blake

I learned a lot from my dad
Like how to yell a lot
And make cars go fast
I wish that I was in the league
I'm a number one pick with two bad knees, go

[Hook]
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
They're both pretty reliable
But I got in a couple accidents

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo, but i'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley, but I'm not quite there yet

[Verse 2]
What's the point of being cool?
Cut your hair and get a job
Like the rest of us do
Don't play guitar in the park and just sit
If I hear another G chord I'm breaking your shit

Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek
Suspension soft as a cute little baby neck
My clique orders club salads
And look like they all sing ballads

I coulda bought a Lambo easily
But the insurance is high and
I really want a family
Why does dad have a Lambo?
He was insecure about himself son, let it go

Nothing like fighting another man
Cuz he cut me off in traffic, my morning started bad
I'm glad that his kids got to see
That he's a such a giant prick, and that he got what he needs
You know

[Hook]
Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek
Now you've seen me pissed and
At the bottom feeling sadness
My ex girl's grandpa, infinite pinball
He had a lot of time on his hands, huh

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Lambo, But I'm not quite there yet
I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek
I woulda bought a Bentley, but i'm not quite
But I'm not quite, but I'm not quite, to the there yet
But I'm not quite, to the there yet
But I'm not quite there yet
But I'm not quite there yet (Oh shit)
Not quite, Not quite, Not quite
But hey guys

[Outro]
Have you heard about the new Subaru Crosstrek?
With the all new suspension package you'll be
Riding smooth in no time
It even comes with a trailer hitch, but my dad said
"You can't tow anything, it's a 4 cylinder
You're gonna ruin the transmission"