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The Cartoon Animal Song

by Heywood Banks

On the day the cartoon animals
Reverted to their natural state
All the kids agree
It was a sight to see
When they peeled off the paper
And they all ran free

On the day the cartoon animals
Reverted to their original work
They threw off their anthropomorphic ways
And totally went berserk

And there was...
Smokey the Bear choking on a camper
Smokey the Bear choking on a camper
Smokey the Bear choking on a camper
Boo-Boo and Yogi dining in the dumpster

Well, look at old Mickey
That dirty old rat
Got a mouth full of cheese
And his head in a trap
Donald's in a Chinese restaurant booth
With a ginger glaze and no sailor suit

And there's Smokey the Bear choking on a camper
Smokey the Bear choking on a camper
Smokey the Bear choking on a camper
Bugs Bunny in the laboratory testing mascara

Well, Rocky's just a roadkill squirrel surprise
Only flying being done being done by flies
Bullwinkle's in the woods far away from here
With a radio collar and a tag in his ear

And Smokey the Bear's choking on a camper
Smokey the Bear's choking on a camper
Smokey the Bear's choking on a camper
Porky smells nicer on a spiral slicer
Goofy's sniffing out drugs at the border
Bambi's on the turnpike riding on a fender