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Pinky And The Brain

by Heather Anne Campbell

on Da Formula (2020)

Scientifically accurate Pinky and the Brain
Lab rats are white, so it's easy to find their veins
They're laboratory mice, so their lives are really nice
They'll mostly-- They'll mostly be in
Pain, pain, pain, pain
Pain, pain, pain, pain...

They're shoved into a tube
Stuck to surfaces that stick
Their skin is super-glued
And frankly, so is their mousey dicks

They're Pinky and the Brain
One's a genius, one is slow
Steven Spielberg made what might be
The darkest children's show

Let's say that Brain was smart
He'd understand every part
Of being-- Of being tested
On, on, on, on
On, on, on...

Companies like ****, ****, and ****
Still, animals test their shit
So look it up yourself

Though, we'll take rap for it
This is pretty accurate
There's not much humane about
Pinky and the Brain

After so many tests galore,
Pinky doesn't squeak anymore
What kind of-- What kind of mouse says
Narf, narf, narf, narf
Narf, narf, narf, narf?

NARF!