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My Little Pony

by Heather Anne Campbell

Scientifically accurate
My Little Pony

Ah-ah-ah-ah...

My Little Pony!
A village of ponies
Would not be fun to visit!

My Little Pony!
'Cause everywhere you walked,
You'd step in pony shit!

Skeletal problems, liver, too
Ponies dragging coal?
That's what they're bred to do!

19 diseases in just the hoof
And ponies can't fly
Unless they fall off a roof!

My Little Pony!
I know you want a lyric about pony penis
Here you go, Beijing restaurants serve it as food!