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Flipper

by Heather Anne Campbell

on Pippa Goes to Bed (2023)

Flipper, Flipper, scientifically accurate dolphin
Each one clicks their name
No one is the same

Did you know Flipper, Flipper
Is hyper intelligent?
They feel joy and depression
Sometimes, they commit suicide

One time, a dolphin was in a
Sexual relationship with a trainer
When the trainer was caught,
The dolphin killed itself

Flipper, Flipper, Flipper
Communicates with sonar
The military also uses sonar
Except they use it real loud

235 decibels of sonar
When it hits a dolphin,
The dolphin's brain turns into mush

Also, dolphins, dolphins, dolphins
Are known for playing and masturbating
They put their penis in dead fish

So when you see dolphins, dolphins,
Maybe avoid him, 'cause accurate dolphins
Are known for every nonconsensual sex
In large, violent gangs!